This Machine Kills Fascists

areasofmyexpertise:

HUMANS OF TUCSON: this graffito was discovered in your city by The Daily Show field team. 

I AM HONORED AND AMAZED AND AFRAID.

NOW: would you like to see what it looks like when that face talks and moves? 

THEN PLEASE COME SEE ME AT THE RIALTO THEATER this Saturday, March 3 at 7PM.

NOT ONLY MY FAT FACE WILL APPEAR, but also my WHOLE FAT BODY, talking, singing, playing the ukulele, and welcoming: 

THE FAMOUS ROCK STAR JOHN RODERICK as my special guest. 

PLEASE CONSIDER THIS OFFER. It is bona fide, and tickets are available HERE. 

AND IF YOU HAVE A BLOG OR PODCAST in the Tucson area and wish to discuss matters with me, please contact me on hodgman (at) maximumfun (dot) org. 

AND PLEASE FEEL FREE to RE-TWEET and RE-TUMBL this entreaty, as it is SINCERE!

THAT IS ALL. 

(Source: areasofmyexpertise)